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Running Latte

~ Showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.

I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latte.

"...There are things about you that I like.
You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable!
You have very serious emotional problems.
Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help."

I like video games, but that doesn't mean I'm a nerd who sits inside all day discussing teraflops over XboxLive - I have a pathological hatred of World of Warcraft (WoW? No, CraP.) Because I work with at least two people per day who think talking about Orcs and guilds for nine hours straight is actually interesting. FYI: Its not.

I'm very opinionated but I like to present my argument in an intelligent manner and not "WTF U NOOOO000Boneone" etc. If you speak like that, die. Now.

I don't have a favourite food but I love a Starbucks in the morning. Not in a deviant sexual way. My favourite colour is green. Xbox is superior to Playstation. Pyramid Head is the best monster ever. oneone.

I'm a cat person. I'm not married and I don't have any children as they frighten me. What are you supposed to do with them? They leak out of every orifice and you can't hold a conversation with them.

I drink tea because I like it, not because I'm English. Got that? Not Scottish, Irish or Welsh. English. No, I don't live in London. More's the pity.

I don't drink alcohol. At all. Not even a wine with dinner. A whine with dinner, on the other hand, is always welcome.

I don't hate people, I hate stupid people.

I hate supermarkets, love clothes (go figure), sometimes I'm insensitive and mean. Get over it. I'm bisexual so if you don't care for those kind of shenanigans, bugger off. In the nicest possible way. Which isn't very nice.

I'm an atheist, not a Satanist, but I'm not against Satanism.
Yes, I'm a Marilyn Manson fan. Yes, I do like all his albums. My favourite is Mechanical Animals.

If you don't like my whining and bitching then don't read my journal, because that is what its here for. If you do Twitters instead of real updates, don't expect me to friend you. If you can't type properly, don't expect me to friend you. If you think MySpace is "cool", don't expect me to friend you. If you do not have a grip of the English language, do not expect me to friend you. IF YOU USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME, do not expect me to friend you. If you complain about not getting comments on entries, go jump in a lake or body of water of your choice. If you don't have a body of water near you, go play with the traffic.

I wouldn't kick Angelina Jolie out of bed for eating crackers. I'd like to think I'm intelligent but sometimes I am so fucking slow its painful.
I threaten to stab people a lot. I don't mean it.

Maybe. Just don't annoy me.

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